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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 01:23

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

How do I overcome attachment issues?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

After a few moments he returns.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What are some sad truths about life?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

HELLO

Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?

Yes sir it is.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What it is like to have sex with a relative woman?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

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